Star Wars The Force Awakens by the numbers...(NO SPOILERS...I SWEAR)

Are there going to more subtitles? 1

Seriously? 1

Who's that?: 10

Is he a good guy?: 9

Is he a bad guy?: 4

Are they related?: 3

Do they know they are related?: 3

Are they dead? 7

Did they Die? 8

Are you sure?: 19

When does Yoda show up?: 12

Is that Earth?: 4

Is that supposed to be our moon?: 2

What do you mean that's not a moon?: 1

Where is Yoda?: 5

Can I have the popcorn?: 3

Is that why you became a pilot?: 2

Can you do that with a Cessna 172?: 11

Other Notable Statistics

Number of times I cried: 2...once during the trailers...do you know there coming out with another Independence Day?!

The number of dirty looks I got when I confused the Star Trek Trailer for another Star Wars trailer?: 5

The Number of times I laughed: lost count..that Chewbacca has a way with words I tell ya..

The number of times I jumped from being scared to death by the crazy IMAX Sound effects: 3

The male to female ratio: 100 to 5

The number of people dressed as their beloved Star Wars Characters?: 0 surprisingly

The number of dressed up people that I wish I saw?: at least 1

The number of Darth Vader shirts?: 100+

The number of Jar Jar Binks shirts?: 0 poor jar jar

The number of seats remaining in imax theater?: 4

The number of people who called called in from work to watch the movie?: 30

The number of audience made Chewbacca groans?: I lost count

The number of mouths left wide open at any given time?: 100+

The number of people who stayed after the credits to see if there were any extra scenes afterword's? I have no idea…I was smart and left