DOUG FOREMAN 2020 “A BUTTER CHOICE FOR A BUTTER FUTURE”

I need to address the elephant in the room…o ne sided relationships. We’ve all been there. You think you know someone. You develop a relationship with them, begin to trust them, count on them. You really think you will be together forever. Then, they start to get lazy. Missing things, getting sloppy and making excuses. Sure, you try to work on the relationship, and it’s good for a week or two, then they are back to their old ways. You are forced to part. It's the good ol’ "it

Today you learn that I don't do mornings...

I Wrote them, you read them (thanks btw) Here are the top 10 most viewed blog posts of 2018

I was working on Wednesdays blog post and came across a small promblem...I couldnt spell purpose right to save my life. One of these days I will spell 'Purpose' right on the first try instead of 'Porpoises'.....until that day comes, if you are reading something I have written, just assume I'm talking about something that is intentional and not a small aquatic mammal... unless I write a blog about whales on porpoise (see what I did there..). If I do write that blog, just reg

A recreational to do list while my husband is away for work.

A thank you to the shower in room 1319. You give Alfred Hitchcock and Janet Leigh a run for their money!

Rest in Peace Vincent Jingle Bottoms, Elf on The Shelf. A letter of memorian.

In todays writing prompt, we over take the fake news outlets and drop some real breaking news..Do you know where your elf on the shelf is?

What is your favorite way to spend a lazy day? The simple answer to this is, at home and in my pajamas with my cats and dogs. The full answer is much more complex and is comprised of the following components: Surroundings Attire Nutrition Entertainment The surroundings are very important, and it goes way deeper than just being at home with my pets. Also, this almost always requires two days off in a row. I must sacrifice the first lazy day to the productivity Gods. This is s

Well ladies and gentlemen, we did it. Another All-Hallows Eve is upon us. What, if at all, do I dress up as this year? In my research for Halloween greatness I have found there to be several categories for casual dress up and yet I seem to fit in none of them (story of my life). Let us explore these unwanted categories together, shall we. Category 1: Family friendly dress up Kids make dressing up on Halloween socially accepted and more fun when you are an adult. But, unless y

Several people have asked where I have been hiding this past few months. No blogs, no videos, I have vanished once again into thin air without explanation. I do have a reason, a shotty one to be honest. A perfect trifecta of incidents has combined to cause my absence. One-part travel, one-part motivation (or lack there-of) and one-part writers block. Well, non-writer-writers block. I am not completely convinced that jotting down every weird thought or scenario that comes into

Hey Guys! It is Friday which means the weekend is upon us! Also upon us, is another "cliff notes" video for your non-reading pleasure! Today, my husband quizzes me on basic knowledge ranging from music, history, science and brace yourselves, MATH. (and you thought my spelling was bad...) Disclaimer: Not for the educationally squeamish or faint of heart.. Enjoy!

A few weeks ago we explored the possibilities of whether I, Jennifer, of 30 year old sound{ish} body and mind, am in fact an adult, or instead an adult in training (read that post here ). I decided that half of the issue may be that I've never really "applied and interviewed" for the position of adulthood. Being married and having a mortgage just isnt enough. So to whom it may concern, might I present to you my  Resume to Be an Adult  for your review and acceptance.