Rest in Peace Vincent Jingle Bottoms, Elf on The Shelf. A letter of memorian.

Well ladies and gentlemen, we did it. Another All-Hallows Eve is upon us. What, if at all, do I dress up as this year? In my research for Halloween greatness I have found there to be several categories for casual dress up and yet I seem to fit in none of them (story of my life). Let us explore these unwanted categories together, shall we. Category 1: Family friendly dress up Kids make dressing up on Halloween socially accepted and more fun when you are an adult. But, unless y