Oh I am SOOOO glad this question has come up, because I travel by air frequently and one of my biggest pet peeves in life takes place at airports, and it’s not the size of the pretzel/peanut bags they give us either. Let’s dive into this topic, shall we. All people in the terminal will be strapped in to their seats once they arrive to their gate. When, and ONLY when their boarding group is called, will the seat belts be unlocked, and passengers will be allowed to stand in a s

Rest in Peace Rowdy Roo Shidler, our ankles may be safe but our hearts are broken.

I was working on Wednesdays blog post and came across a small promblem...I couldnt spell purpose right to save my life. One of these days I will spell 'Purpose' right on the first try instead of 'Porpoises'.....until that day comes, if you are reading something I have written, just assume I'm talking about something that is intentional and not a small aquatic mammal... unless I write a blog about whales on porpoise (see what I did there..). If I do write that blog, just reg

A recreational to do list while my husband is away for work.

Todays writing prompt is a tough one. If you've ever had the pleasure of being scratched or bit by my cat Rowdy, this is partly dedicated to you...

On todays writing prompt, we discuss my dislike for Bacon. No, not Kevin Bacon, although I would rather sit through Tremors 2 on repeat than eat actual bacon.....

"As for me and my house, we serve the Lord and the Chicago Cubs...." This past weekend on a whim, my husband and I decided to go to the NFL wild card game between the Houston Texans and the Indianapolis Colts. My football appreciation starts and ends with Super bowl Sunday. I’m there for the food, commercials and half time show. Because I am not a diehard Texan or Colt fan (even though I grew up in Indiana) I went to this game with no expectations other than a fun afternoon a

A thank you to the shower in room 1319. You give Alfred Hitchcock and Janet Leigh a run for their money!

I recently participated in a “ Share Your Blog ” experience over at the Captains Speech. Several bloggers from all over left their calling card in the comment section allowing everyone to shop around for new blogs. From this, I have had several new friends stop by and follow my journey in nonsense and satire. Because the majority of the stuff I post is strange, weird and questionable at best (ha) I thought I would give my new friends a quick chance to know more about me! What

Today I am 31 and 2 months old, and we check in on my Mid-Life Crisis Bucket List!

What do 20189, carbs, glitter, cats & Rain have in common? Recovery!

"She still couldn’t believe it. Their meeting had been completely un-planned and at a gas station of all places! Who meets the one you’ve been searching for at a gas station?  The supermarket yes, the Valero down by the bus stop, not so much.

Todays writing prompt gets a little deep, okay, real deep. It's time to talk about addiction and its effect on my life and my bones.

Yesterday we discussed my 2019 non-resolutions. Today we discuss my 2019 to do list. #letsdothis

New Year, not so new me! Now for your reading pleasure here are the resolutions I should make, but wont, because who wants to start the year off with a lie!

Rest in Peace Vincent Jingle Bottoms, Elf on The Shelf. A letter of memorian.

In todays writing prompt, we over take the fake news outlets and drop some real breaking news..Do you know where your elf on the shelf is?

What is your favorite way to spend a lazy day? The simple answer to this is, at home and in my pajamas with my cats and dogs. The full answer is much more complex and is comprised of the following components: Surroundings Attire Nutrition Entertainment The surroundings are very important, and it goes way deeper than just being at home with my pets. Also, this almost always requires two days off in a row. I must sacrifice the first lazy day to the productivity Gods. This is s

It wouldn't be the Holidays without a Jennifer cooking fail blog post. So please enjoy a poem based on semi true events about a pie that wasnt meant to be..

I know Christmas is the season for kindness and giving, but this blog post idea has been stolen from The Confusing Middle.   I have come to terms with my thievery and I hope you will too when you see how fun and pleasantly distracting the content is :) Oh, and don't worry, I asked Santa for creativity and originality for Christmas, lets see if the big guy delivers! Today we are going to play a fun game, and I hope you will play along below in the comments and on your blog a